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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Stupid Light Fixture

 I have Thomas Edison to thank for my latest frustration.  And Tom Bodett and his "we'll leave the light on for ya," Motel 6 commercial is one I don't need to see nor hear anytime soon.  How hard can it be to change a light bulb?  You can insert your old "change a light bulb" joke here.  It seemed simple enough.  Light fixture in kitchen goes dark, I climb chair, take down light cover, swap four good bulbs for four of the burned out variety and voila!  Waves of wattage!  But no, it was not so easy a task to complete because of the kind of fixture that hangs in my kitchen.  It is a square box.  I looked for a false end panel--nope.  I looked for screws on the end to pull out--nope.  I looked for my softball bat--nope.  The dude (builder?) that put our house together put our next door neighbor's together as well, so I ambled over and asked if he had the same kind of light fixture in the kitchen--nope.  I trudged back to my darkened abode, ate supper, then climbed a ladder and yanked on the light--nope.  I called it a night (getting too dark to work anyway) and vowed to "Google" my problem in the morning.  I found an identical fixture on the Lowe's website, but try as I might, I couldn't turn my monitor to the correct angle to see how the light was hanging on the web.  On the drive home I had an inspirational idea--move!  I climbed a chair and asked the Mrs. if she would please climb the ladder.  I didn't want to pull too hard on the stupid light fixture because:
A.  It would come down
B.  I would have to replace the ceiling

I wiggled and moved just right and then I wiggled the light, lifted my end, then lifted the end of the fixture and voila!  The piece of junk came off without a hitch!  After a brief visit to Wal-Mart for four florescent bulbs, we were back in the business of being able see what we were cooking for dinner!


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